Proper Z-Protection
Emergency Zombie Procedure
Proper protection from impending zed word evisceration is a wide and expansive subject matter. It goes without saying that one should fill a bathtub full of potable water, as zombie contamination is a sure bet. Destroying the first floor stairs and camping out in the attic is another gimme of Z-protection.
Given access to weapons like a shotgun or a hunting rife, how many of us wouldn’t quickly forget procedure and go nutzo-crazy like Sarah Palin? Problem there: zombies can in fact hear and feel the reverberations of those gun blasts from miles away and will inevitably lumber their decomposing asses (fast or slow) to your hideout. Furthermore, you will run out of ammo before you run out of zombies. Period. Comma. Semicolon.
Fire sure is tempting as a weapon. No doubt a flamethrower would be fun, but again, you will attract more undead hordes. Zombies don’t care if they are on fire, and they will keep crawling inch-by-inch towards that juicy brain of yours until you and your stronghold get burn to a crisp.
Plus, who knows what kind of disease/infection could result from inhaling smoldering zombie fumes.
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