Advice for swine flu zombies
Zombies, please restrain yourselves.
Here’s some good advice from our ready-to-panic society about the H1N1 influenza aka swine flu.
Now I’m the first to get excited about a potential zombie virus sweeping the world’s human population, but this whole swing flu nonsense has been a massive ZOMG letdown.
Yes, swing flu may be a lethal threat to the elderly, young children and those with weak immune systems, just like every damn flu that came before it. Though I just don’t see these occasional influenza deaths resulting in the reanimation of dead flesh and the subsequent rampant human cannibalism.
There’s really nothing apocalyptic about a week of diarrhea and vomiting, unless it’s that crazy-fast projectile zombie vomit that’s so popular with the kids these days.
Stay home, drink plenty o’ fluids, and just strap yourself in a chair if you begin to feel the uncontrollable urge to feast on human brains.
Z-Props to probablybadnews.com
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