Zombie/alien food pyramid
I imagine aliens must know what they are doing if they are capable of controlling and consuming the whole zombie race, though I can’t imagine that a decomposing monster would taste very good. Aliens must have a futuristic spice rack of herbs and seasonings to prepare the undead properly. Is there an alien cooking channel? Surely there’s an alien equivalent of Anthony Bourdain, some snarky but talented tentacled chef who shows the other aliens how best to serve a cannibal corpse at important alien get-togethers. You know, when the alien in-laws arrive during the stressful alien holidays demanding perfectly steamed zombie fingers and lightly fried zombie toes.
What scares me about the intergalactic food pyramid is that plants and vegetables are left untouched by aliens, leaving the immune carrots, beets and collard greens to evolve into giant sentient carnivores. After sprouting arms, legs and their own form of plant-to-plant communication, monster veg will reduce major cities to rubble, overwhelm the zombie population (which is incapable of battling giant grapefruit and fanged asparagus), and thus the alien vs. vegetable wars begin!
Z-Props to FFFFound & young zombie-killer Lucinda.
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