Zombies in car drive, flip, crash in Oregon
Nice to see you, Internet. Have you lost weight?
Z-NEWS: On the way to Gandma’s houseparty, a car vehicle full of chums dressed as zombies wrecked a car on I-84, thus confusing Portland police and emergency response. Really? Their FX makeup must have been fan-forking-gorelicious.
Glad to hear none of these human kids got hurt. Mind you, if the real zombie infection left you intelligent enough to drive around town and socialize with friends, more folks would make the flip and voluntarily pick the zombie lifestyle.








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