Tag Archive for 'voodoo'

Mummies, the other undead meat

So what’s my beef with narrow interpretation of what qualifies for the zed word? Haitian Voodoo Zombie: A spicy mix of whip-your-ass missionary technology and several different flavors of indigenous Latin/African religions. They don’t eat your brains but will labor endlessly for the benefit of their master(s). These O.Z. voodoo zombies can carry out complex [...]

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Why a zombie might attack a shark…

..and visa versa. EXHIBIT A: Lucio Fulci’s slowmo voodoo zombie flick comonly known as ZOMBI. It must be noted that human meat post-zombitization must taste like delicious meat popsicles. Similar to the process of curing meat, the undead body becomes like a walking stick of hickory smoked turkey jerky as a human crosses over and [...]

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